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A new essay of mine about teaching in Beijing, China written for Hello Carrot, Goodbye Stick subscribers.

Aug 17

An essay about my internal struggles over my years of being taken in by sexy gym daddies. (Fuck, sorry, 3 days late. Forgot.)

Aug 3

The second most painful experience of my life.

Jul 15

How I Got LASIK Eye Surgery in a Korean Typhoon

Jul 1

Some resources I've found helpful in educating myself on the current state of affairs.

Jun 15

So, here is some sex poetry.

Jun 1

Coronavirus has given me a brand new bullshit excuse to keep killing myself. Hurray!

May 15

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