Hello Stick, Goodbye Carrot

My latest essay about...something?...siblings?...sure, why not.

New Top Community What is Hello Stick, Goodbye Carrot?About

Three new What Happened When Frank Died stories are now available for free on Talk Vomit.

Apr 8

New fiction column in Talk Vomit, recently published works, and a sex toy review.

Feb 11

Yes, it's yet another thing that is wrong with my ass

Dec 1, 2020

and "The Last Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Is Full of Assholes"

Oct 12, 2020

A new essay of mine about teaching in Beijing, China written for Hello Carrot, Goodbye Stick subscribers.

Aug 17, 2020

An essay about my internal struggles over my years of being taken in by sexy gym daddies. (Fuck, sorry, 3 days late. Forgot.)

Aug 3, 2020

The second most painful experience of my life.

Jul 15, 2020

Hello Stick, Goodbye Carrot

What is Hello Stick, Goodbye Carrot?Archive Authors My Account

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts