There are two types of people: carrot people and stick people.

A carrot person sees an opportunity, pursues the opportunity, receives the carrot.

A stick person sees temptation, gives into temptation, gets whacked with a stick.

I write humorous personal essays about travel, lifestyle, health, butts, sex toys, yoga, Russia, politics, life, the universe, and other things.

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This is a bi-monthly newsletter.

  • New Essays: on the 1st and 15th of every month! - Rather than follow my different accounts to find out where my essays are being published, you can get them right here twice a month for free! (These essays will have been previously published so if you follow me in other places you may have read them.)

  • Background: For each essay, I will provide background into the process of writing and publishing the essay as well as include details that were cut in the editing process.

  • Updates: At the bottom of each email you will get updates on where things are today in relation to the events of the essay. As well I will put some notes on my other projects, fiction publications, and over-all life shit.

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