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Dogs, Death, and Dancing
Three new What Happened When Frank Died stories are now available for free on Talk Vomit.
Benjamin Davis
Apr 8
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My Brother Eats Carrots. I Get Hit with Sticks.
My latest essay about...something?...siblings?...sure, why not.
Benjamin Davis
Mar 23
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What Happened When Frank Died Is Back!
New fiction column in Talk Vomit, recently published works, and a sex toy review.
Benjamin Davis
Feb 11
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My Korean War With Piriformis Syndrome
Yes, it's yet another thing that is wrong with my ass
Benjamin Davis
Dec 1, 2020
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Announcement: Upcoming Announcement
and "The Last Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Is Full of Assholes"
Benjamin Davis
Oct 12, 2020
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Uncle Stupid [A Substack Exclusive]
A new essay of mine about teaching in Beijing, China written for Hello Carrot, Goodbye Stick subscribers.
Benjamin Davis
Aug 17, 2020
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Men at the Gym Keep Trying to Adopt Me
An essay about my internal struggles over my years of being taken in by sexy gym daddies. (Fuck, sorry, 3 days late. Forgot.)
Benjamin Davis
Aug 3, 2020
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The Massage that Made me Betray my Country
The second most painful experience of my life.
Benjamin Davis
Jul 15, 2020
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Dear Glasses, Fuck You. Love, Ben
How I Got LASIK Eye Surgery in a Korean Typhoon
Benjamin Davis
Jul 1, 2020
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Knock-Knock. Who's There? Racism.
Some resources I've found helpful in educating myself on the current state of affairs.
Benjamin Davis
Jun 15, 2020
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Congratulations America! We're Fucked.
So, here is some sex poetry.
Benjamin Davis
Jun 1, 2020
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Thank God I Didn't Quit Smoking, Right?
Coronavirus has given me a brand new bullshit excuse to keep killing myself. Hurray!
Benjamin Davis
May 15, 2020
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