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Three new What Happened When Frank Died stories are now available for free on Talk Vomit.

Apr 8

My latest essay about...something?...siblings?...sure, why not.

Mar 23

New fiction column in Talk Vomit, recently published works, and a sex toy review.

Feb 11

Yes, it's yet another thing that is wrong with my ass

Dec 1, 2020

and "The Last Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Is Full of Assholes"

Oct 12, 2020

A new essay of mine about teaching in Beijing, China written for Hello Carrot, Goodbye Stick subscribers.

Aug 17, 2020

An essay about my internal struggles over my years of being taken in by sexy gym daddies. (Fuck, sorry, 3 days late. Forgot.)

Aug 3, 2020

The second most painful experience of my life.

Jul 15, 2020

How I Got LASIK Eye Surgery in a Korean Typhoon

Jul 1, 2020

Some resources I've found helpful in educating myself on the current state of affairs.

Jun 15, 2020

So, here is some sex poetry.

Jun 1, 2020

Coronavirus has given me a brand new bullshit excuse to keep killing myself. Hurray!

May 15, 2020

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